my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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