If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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