Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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