just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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