You're completely useless in the revolution.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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