dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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