return my video game
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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