We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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