Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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