She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Randomize
