Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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