Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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