i already hear my dad disowning me
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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