that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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