rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
BRING THE BAGELS
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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