windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My ATM looks so different sober.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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