is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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