What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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