I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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