Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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