she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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