shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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