that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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