The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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