I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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