You just made me feel so damn special
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
It's blow job season.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Randomize
