dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
stop calling my apartment porn island.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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