just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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