How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
and you fell through a lawn chair
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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