thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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