what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
