and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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