Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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