If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I have demons in me.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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