Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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