It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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