I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
