Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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