we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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