thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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