doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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