That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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