we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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