Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Randomize
