I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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