I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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