3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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