Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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