I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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