You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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