I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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