Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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