i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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