question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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