Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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